hello tumblr people. just a heads up that jack spade is takin’ on steven alan in the epic battle of king pong this weekend. if you happen to be in the hamptons, i recommend checking it out. you can root for whoever you want, but you should probably cheer for the jack spade team.
the losing team will be put to death. not really.
i’m sorry, jack spade vs steven alan in the hamptons? that’s just too much.