Josephine Skriver by Mark Kean for Wonderland April/May 2012

Yo yo yo lady, why do you look so miserable? You’ve got nice boobs. It looks sunny out, there are flowers on your table. You’ve got a thousand chunky bracelets (god I hate that phrase so much). What’s to be so sad about?

Oh. Is it because they made you sit on that horrifying crocheted afghan? Yeah, it looks smelly and itchy.

And then they made you wear those stripey trousers?

Okay, okay I get it.