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we went to the fiona apple concert at the palladium last night. it was like a lena dunham convention, i still haven’t had enough showers to wash it off.

I mean she’s great. I however hate concerts and being 5’3” could only see the back of a lot of ironic outfits. i can listen to fiona in the comfort of my home and don’t need to be in a sea of pachouli. Michael’s used to that shit so he liked it.

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—my cousin (hero) Ally