TEST YOUR FASHION IQ

 (From, The New Yorker, Shouts and Murmurs)

The next great fashion collaboration will be:

• a/ versace and home depot
• b/ balenciaga and carvel
• c/ donna karan and metamucil

If I’m wearing all neutrals how can I add a pop of color?

• a/ stab yourself with a hunting knife
• b/ don’t use a napkin
• c/ stand next to the nanny

It’s permissible to wear a tank top, shorts, and flip-flops to a Broadway show or onto an airplane if:

• a/ everyone else in the world has died
• b/ you’re concealing more than ten kilos of uncut heroin inside your body
• c/ you’re a monkey

What is the difference between a basic and a classic?

• Shut Up.

If I wear the retro-chic “Mad Men” look, what does it say about me?

• a/ I have cable and I shop at Banana Republic
• b/ My wardrobe exists as a meta-commentary, especially my little hat
• c/ I used to dress as a character from Battlestar Galactica

#ThisIsFashion